The Matrix

Directed and written by The Wachowskis. Warner Bros, 1999.

In honor of yet another sequel coming out soon, I’m finally adding The Matrix. If you have somehow never seen it, this is top tier stoner cinema.

This movie is still impressive, and was out of this world in 1999.

Carrie-Anne Moss with a killer fight scene opener.

Mr. Anderson’s room/office is an atrocity.

Dude, you cant just say, “you look a little whiter than usual” lol

I first saw this movie (without sound) on an American Airlines flight when they used to have isle-only communal monitors. Was def too young (like 8) to be watching it, but my young eyes were glued!

Agent Smith seems BIG PISSED that Mr. Anderson (Neo) helps the landlady take out her garbage.

The other entries in this franchise don’t get close to the level of bellybutton-bug horror.

Laurence Fishburne is so damn good in this movie.

The crack of thunder when Neo takes the pill is so extra but also perfect.

I know the theme is kind of apocalypse cyber-punk, but they really cant get better clothes? I guess the boots are kind of cool.

The “human farming” visualized in this movie is absolute nightmare fuel.

“MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING NEO!!!” *everybody runs*

“You think that’s air you’re breathing now?” -Morpheus to Neo as he’s sucking wind

“I don’t even see the code”

“Someone important, like an actor.”

“The Matrix cannot tell you who you are.”

“There is no spoon”

Neo legit beastquakes agent Smith for the W.