Color Out of Space

#SSAN #BloodAndGuts #Uncomfy

Directed by Richard Stanley, Screenplay by Richard Stanley and Scarlett Amaris. Based on The Colour Out of Space by H. P. Lovecraft. RLJE Films, 2020.

“They told me the place is evil”

Started out strong with a witch horsegirl character

“Take you into my carry on luggage” was smooth AND disturbing.

“Its over an hour away!” -Dads

The sheriff poked the glowing space object with a stick!!

“I was in bed with my wife” -humble bragging

“Rhode Island, actually’

“Its time we go milk the Alpacas” -Nick Cage

“I did have a bit of Bourbon”

No one cleaned up the fingers from the night before??

Ward takes his job so seriously, bless him

I was too stoned on this first watch to keep track of all the solid soundbites

Your last chance to bail out of this movie is when Lavinia starts doing serious blood magic

Rule of thumb: Never imagine yourself in the position of a Nick Cage character

Benny went to save the dog, noble cause

Trees become serious ass holes when influenced by the….thing