Armageddon
Directed by Michael Bay, Screenplay by Jonathan Hensley and J. J. Abrams. Buena Vista Pictures, 1998.
This movie is a megaton of Hollywood Cheese so if you hate that/don’t find it funny, turn back now. (should consider a cheese category).
Ch.1: Meteor Chaos
Ch.2: Oil Rig Chaos
“Well actually, this is as real as it gets.”
“So the scariest environment imaginable, thanks.”
Ben Affleck ruins animal crackers in this movie.
“I just want to apologize for everything.”
And with potentially one night left to live…. they hit up the strip club!
“I’m goin out to space, and I’m not coming back!!”
“Alright ladies and gentleman, it’s pucker time.”
Ch.3: Chaos on the space station
Did they blow up the ISS trying to do a routine fueling procedure??
I wouldn’t say they landed…”safely”
What was thinking behind giving the driller a mounted turret?
Ch.4: Landing and Bomb Chaos
“We’re getting sketchy information”
The scene with Ben Affleck’s character bouncing around at the controls yelling for Harry to trust him just made me cackle I can’t describe why.
“Boy That’s Bad!!”
Molly Mounds was there to see Rockhound’s return